Dialogue George Bush - Condoleeza Rice

Ce dialogue imaginaire est un monument !
Désolé pour ceux qui pratiquent mal la langue de Shakespeare.
Pour les aider : il faut se souvenir de quelques prononciations de mots en anglais.
"who" se prononce "hou". Le nom chinois "Hu" se prononce également "hou"
"coffee" se prononce "Kofi"
Enfin, "rice", c'est le riz.

HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman

(The setting is the Oval Office in Washington D.C., where President George Bush and Condoleezza Rice, National Security Advisor, are discussing the new China leadership)

George : Condi ! Nice to see you. What's happening ?
Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George : Great. Give it on me.
Condi : "Hu" is the new leader of China.
George : That's exactly what I want to know.
Condi : That's what I'm telling you.
George : That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?
Condi : Yes.
George : I mean the fellow's name.
Condi : Hu.
George : The guy in China.
Condi : Hu.
George : The new leader of China.
Condi : Hu.
George : The Chairman !
Condi : Hu is leading China.
George : Now what are you asking me for ?
Condi : I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George : Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?
Condi : That's the man's name.
George : That's who's name ?
Condi : Yes.
George : Will you please tell me the name of the new leader of China ?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : Yassir ???? Yassir Arafat is in China ? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi : That's correct.
George : Then who is in China ?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : Yassir is in China ?
Condi : No, sir.
George : Then who is ?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : Yassir ?
Condi : No, sir.
George : Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi : Kofi ?
George : No, thanks.
Condi : You want Kofi ?
George : No.
Condi : You don't want Kofi.
George : No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : Not Yassir ! The guy at the U.N.
Condi : Kofi ?
George : Milk ! Will you please make the call ?
Condi : And call who ?
George : Who is the guy at the U.N ?
Condi : Hu is the guy in China.
George : Will you stay out of China ?!
Condi : Yes, sir.
George : And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi : Kofi ?
George : All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi : Rice, here.
George : Rice ? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East ?

Je riz … ris, et j'en ris encore !

très fort

Je suis plié !!!! C'est malin, juste avant une consultation...

C'est excellent !

Je viens de faire suivre à mes amis anglais ! si si j'vous jure, j'ai des amis anglais !

En fait, Post il voulait juste savoir qui parle anglais ici

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
vous voyez on peut trouver plus stupide que THE notre ptésident!
Ils s'entendent bien!
merci de nous faire rire un 1 novembre!!!

M

Tu as raison Breizh! mais c'est peut être pire....non?

M

marieD a écrit:

Tu as raison Breizh! mais c'est peut être pire....non?

M

tu sais Marie ,sur l'échelle de valeur des pires y'aurait matière à discussion!

Merci Post, j'ai bien rizolé !! :lol: